What was the last thing you bought?
I’m the lamest. Floss. I bought dental floss. Seriously, flossing my teeth is my favorite thing to do ever. I don’t know how people don’t do it. I’m actually stunned when people tell me they don’t floss their teeth. Even more stunned when people say they don’t floss their teeth because they think food doesn’t get between their teeth. Didn’t anyone pay attention in school hygiene classes or when their dentist talks to them? All the plaque and germ buildup is so nasty. Floss your teeth people!
If you don’t floss your teeth, I’m judging you.